SpongeBot: And get true professional advice? One two THREE! Elmo 5: Jess, if we are in the living room why doesnt dad just live again? SpongeBot: But then I cant watch 5star while on the road! French Guy: *sigh* Fine, if you guys can buy me a baguette later, I may be able to help you get to le Ymen. Pluto: Jessica! Jarvis Zagna: Can I watch Home and Awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too? The guy who says who else but Quagmire: Who else but Dan? OH YEAH! So the woman who gave birth earlier is now dead. You guys go on without me. Zoltan: WHAT THE HELL?! Pluto: Doctor Brown Bear, could you please bring SpongeBot back to life. Zoltan: JASBRE THE BLACK FUCK? SpongeBot: Why the fuck is Prim in Slovenia? Can you people revive responsibly for once? Jess: No, I swear there was someone you know who lives here. Why are you smoldering Caldwell? I don't need to write in Iambic And I'll, original text at qrics.com/english/CollegeHumor-31-Words-That-Sound-Like-Slurs-But-Arent-348274, Why, you can mention chinks if they're in your armor, (I still don't think that you should be saying these words), (Ah, but within the context, they're perfectly innocent), (But that's not what people think when they hear them), (Well, that's okay, Zach -- You just have to explain yourself every single time you use them. "You weren't complaining over Caldwell. I snigger from all the niggling chiggers. WERE IN YEMEN! Is that normal? Zoltan: Try reviving mommy with your autism powers! {dan} So on, How does a female fraulein Heir of a pole, and a pastor Raised in the wake of the second world war in eastern Germany Did confidence empower little Angela To turn into a chemist, Come one! [Laugh track. Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! snigger Significado, definicin, qu es snigger: 1. to laugh at someone or something in a silly and often unkind way: 2. the act of laughing at. Come all! Zoltan: STOP WATCHING CHANNEL 5 AND BE A GOOD WIFE! Pluto: Oh my God! You were supposed to take us to Yemen! Prim: Im staying here to eat some lasagna. Narrator: Zoltan died of testicular cancer. SpongeBot: *starts pushing numbers on her phone* Hi, Daddy Pig! Jess: *sigh* Okay goodbye Yemen! Cut to the Full Server kitchen. [The spell doesnt work, as Zoltan is still dead, but we hear a loud Hoopla down the street. Director: Okay you jumped the shark there. Pluto: Sorry, little Elmo, I dont think Fandom will appreciate people saying r*****. Jess: Look, French Guy, I know we havent been the nicest to you recently but could you please finally help us get to Yemen? Spongebob Squarepants Mystery Dungeon: Myth of the Jewelled Ship, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information, United States, United Kingdom, Hungary, Italy, Estonia. Zoltan: I HATE THIS. Indeed it was, now my snigger grows bigger. Snigger away, but some fools actually supported such an idiotic concept - simply because it came from a supposedly great man. (Kill me, Ace!) Can you give me some German sausage? Daddy Pig: (on phone) Hi, its Daddy Pig. " " !! SpongeBot: ELMO 5! Director: What? Then Im going back home. Say there, Caldwell, why do you snigger? Here goes Quamvis XIII cento hominum conplectatur, nigri LIII cento criminis committunt! SpongeBot: Funny thing, we havent actually gotten there yet. Thats the worst country there is! ], [The unknown person barges through the door in a Nazi outfit.]. REGULAR SQUIDWARD! SpongeBot: So can we get Zoltans soul back now? SpongeBot: But then I cant watch 5star while on the road! SpongeBot: Hey Tan, do you wanna buy this painting? How about I help you guys out? An attendant takes tickets from passengers, CollegeHumor - Downtown Mountport Interlude | LyricsBUSKER #1} (sung) Why do they call me a busker? SpongeBot: There's always some in the fridge. Like theres something else that happened. Prim: Well luckily for you all I know exactly how to get to Yemen! SpongeBot: Hey Tan, heres the DVD you wanted. I am I dont know who I am but Im not SpongeBot. Dr. Brown Bear: Okay, time for the ritual. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . SpongeBot: Hmm Do you have the soul of Zoltan? What is the meaning of life, translation party? SpongeBot revives him, but then she tries to cook Suzy Sheep, and the house burns down. Elmo 5: Do you think Im [FANDOM CENSORED]? I hope we dont end up in Slovenia. [Prim gets jumpscared and fucking dies. Elmo 4: Well I didnt really mean it like that, I just-, [Laugh track; cut to SpongeBot walking out into the garden to find Zoltans Mum dead in the pool. SpongeBot: Its the Poundland Eiffel Tower. SpongeBot: So should we call Luis and the others back? Founded in December 1999, CollegeHumor was an L.A.-based comedy company that released its many sketches and music parodies exclusively online. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Dr. Brown Bear: WHAT?! Jess: Uhh the door next to my seat just fell off. Daddy Pig: Hi everyone. HOLY CRAP! I am a bit of an expert at building! Also use Dashlane to be safe! Where did you even take us Prim? Zoltan: Theres an entire series about that. When you're lost out there and you're all alone, A light is waiting to carry you home. Phil: So for how long will you stay here? SpongeBot: I thought it was Big Bird but then I realised it was Ned Flanders. Snigger. SpongeBot: Oh hey, welcome back Zoltan. Jess: Okay uh, I think at this point we should just jump ship and ditch the vehicle. huh. I am not sure the OP has in mind someone doing any of these as all carry strong nuances. Jess: And the road trip has begun! SpongeBot: So will you revive Zoltan now? [Zoltan hangs up the phone. Director: OKAY thats enough now back to Full Server. You came here so quickly! Tan: Huh, apparently the series is still going and it is now run by Zoltan and airs on Zig-Zag. Is that how you say it? Pluto: Like unfucking the Christmas turkey, that cannot be done. Purple: I AM NOT A RACIST! [Laugh track; Cut to SpongeBot coming back into the house]. Pluto: Wait, do you want to take Suzy Sheeps dead body with you? [Six hours pass, and no one buys Mikes painting]. The snigger was triggered by niggling chiggers? SpongeBot: Wait what is that on the road the-. I never thought Id get this far. Dr. Brown Bear: I am not an alien, I am a bear. Well, Elmo 3, this is your type of thing. Narrator: To donate money for the Sheep family, go to www.freesex dot com. SpongeBot: How else am I supposed to sell it then? Zoltan: Wait, why is there a dead cat in the middle of the road? There's a heart (There's a heart), a hand to hold onto. SpongeBot: Hey John, want to date someone? ITS THE POLICE! It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for? [They all start hearing a sizzling noise]. - That About It (Official Audio). CartoonGuy: Dad! [Laugh track. [Elmo 5 walks into her room where Elmo 3 and 4 are]. The laughings back! SpongeBot: Oh, funny story actually. You cheated on me! The audience applauds and cheers.]. Can't hold it back any more. SpongeBot turns on the engine and starts driving along the road]. SpongeBot is hiding in the cars trunk, the door keeps repeatedly opening and closing.]. Elmo 5: Mom you lied to me! Snigger. Prim: Well luckily for you all I know exactly how to get to Yemen! Now, I know the words youre saying arent technically slurs, but theyre making everyone uncomfortable) (Ah, but thats the trick of it. Zoltans Mum used to buy them for me. Afrellie x Something Going On #trend #kompa #candyzouk #kizomba, enzo et la cagoule #skiptheuse #humandisorder #backstage #music #bts, Josef Salvat - Honey On The Tongue (Laibert Remix), Phil Collins - One More Night (Seriously Live in Berlin 1990), Celldweller - Baptized In Fire (Brighter Than A Thousand Suns Remix), Tracklist for Sass Jordans new live album Live in New York Ninety-Fou, curse the day that brought me you #voil #newmusic #figureyouout #mus, The #musicvideo for my song #nomakeup comes out this Wednesday in hono, Daft Punk - 10 Years Of Random Access Memories, Donna Missal - Out of Me (Official Video), Mistah F.A.B. [gets on her phone to watch Channel 5. [Cut to everyone in a stolen RV with their things, with SpongeBot ready to drive], [Laugh track. Jess: Cant you just use a golden mushroom or something? Prim: hELLO! Zoltan: Okay, who here knows how to drive? Play with 3, or something, I dont know. The audience cheers.]. SpongeBot: You can still drive it, right? IM NOT A PIRATE I SWEAR! Say Caldwell, why are you smoldering? It is exactly the same as it was before. Pluto: But we can sing the Hot Diggity Dog song from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse! Jess: No seriously, we should call Daddy Pig. Say there, Caldwell, why do you snigger? Prim: My bitch-ass cheating ex-wife isnt coming. Were actually going to Yemen this time! Come on, give me a yes or no answer! Now all I need to do is give it to French Guy! Is Mike even still here? Zoltans Mum: Wait, why didnt you ask him to make Zoltan not be on his period? Grim: You know how you all told SpongeBot to smoke so Elmo 5 would have autism? Snigger. Indeed it was, now my snigger grows bigger. Also I think SpongeBob has schizophrenia. SpongeBot: Can you fix our house? I shudder from the cigar off the nose of all. Jess: This is plot convenience at its finest. [gets on her phone to watch Channel 5. [Daddy Pig texts Zoltan a picture of the new house. Then Im going back home. Vanessa: How the hell did you drive from France to Saudi Arabia? Jess: Ignacio, our house just burned down. Zoltan: Well that's not very nice. As- Asking for a friend. Cut back to the family in the car. Jasbre: I AM NOT A BLACK DUCK! Pluto: Bye, SpongeBot. Finally! Jess: This is plot convenience at its finest. Dont tell him about this. The audience applauds and cheers.]. Jarvis Zagna: Um , you were supposed to drop me off back at Italy, remember? [Elmo 5 says some gibberish and nothing happens]. I cant remember his name though, it was like France Man or something. SpongeBot has started a fire! Dan: Yeah, that's right! Is officially on the list because too many black people use "ninja" as a substitute for "nigga," and all popular "nigga" substitutes are banned from white mouths. SpongeBot: Its the Poundland Eiffel Tower. Jess: We're gonna die if I go any faster! ZOLTAN IS DEAD! Pluto: Im gonna go to sleep for a very long time, because the director will kill me if I dont. I snigger from all the niggling chiggers. I knew I should have taken a left at that junction! ), Garglers, gringlers, plumpers and---*(BLEEP)*. *hangs up the phone* Well that was easy. Zoltan: Its a shame really, apart from that we are great parents! Cut to the group walking down a French highway.]. Anyway, what do you guys think? [Cut to the entire Full Server family standing outside the Full Server house, which isnt even a house anymore because it has burned down.]. Pluto: Chaaaaaaaanging the subject, we need to get to Yemen. Scatman: Im calling out from Scatmans World! They were born after I married Zoltan. Elmo 3: It isnt slavery, but it may be illegal. SpongeBot turns on the engine and starts driving along the road]. Zoltan: Well that's not very nice. SpongeBot: Oh f*ck I feel kicking in my belly. Aprender ms. . Were um Australian. Jess: Um, guys? Jess: Um, guys? Jess: NO! SpongeBot: Soon, go play in your room while I talk with your grandparents. Daddy Pig: Yes! If you dont mind me asking why did you want to come to Yemen anyway? Actually, I am now growing sneakers. Daddy Pig: Cool, thank you for your patronage. Oh wait no, its Raid Shadow Legends, which is one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2022 and it's totally free! Were actually going to Yemen this time! Pluto: THATS WHAT I WAS FORGETTING. *hangs up the phone* Well that was easy. Grim Reaper: Fucking hell mate, Im tired of these accidental revivals. Zoltan: I DONT CARE! Pluto: Stop showing the camera to me during these emotional times. Dr. Brown Bear revives her, but then Zoltan dies. Hes a fictional character from the hit sitcom Friends. 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Dont stop believing hold on to that feeling, Well, the thing is that I would love a Christmas thing but Im not really comfortable with just giving my address away[]. 7. Jess, tell them the big news. Lyrics, Claudio Villa Munasterio 'e Santa Chiara Lyrics, Alex Rehberg, Facepunch Studios Neophyte Lyrics, (kofe s koritsey) (My first love pain) Lyrics, Alex Rehberg, Facepunch Studios Kraken Lyrics, Alex Rehberg, Facepunch Studios Guardian Lyrics, Alex Rehberg, Facepunch Studios Execution Lyrics, Alex Rehberg, Facepunch Studios Overgrowth Lyrics, (kofe s koritsey) (People like you) Lyrics, LXNER (17.soulja remix) (I want to take you back) Lyrics, Genius Brasil Tradues Mike Dean ft. Go to the video description, click on the special links and you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! The audience applauds and cheers.]. Everywhere you look. Harlem . [Zoltan pushes SpongeBot out of the driver's seat and puts Jess there instead. Its not fair! Vanessa: How the hell did you drive from France to Saudi Arabia? Zoltan: You can watch it when Daddy Pig finishes rebuilding the house. It allows you to create multiple accounts on Squarespace! Currently with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! CartoonGuy: Gday mate. Out. Prim: My bitch-ass cheating ex-wife isnt coming. It's because even . Indeed it was, now my snigger grows bigger. Are you here for the lasagna? SpongeBot: Why does Peppa Pig have a new voice actor? Snigger. Zoltan: Yeah, Im sure absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen because of this. It doesn't, CollegeHumor - Gossip II | Lyrics{old woman #1} Here's the thing i didn't like about palm springs {old woman #2} Yeah, please {old woman #1} It got too, CollegeHumor - The Train Returns | Lyrics{TRAIN CONDUCTOR} Mountport Station! SpongeBot: Oh, funny story actually. [They all start hearing a sizzling noise]. Go to the video description, click on the special links and you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! The smart people don't let their egos put them in danger. Just Apple Pay me the money and Ill get it sorted soon. When my heart gives in.. Just Apple Pay me the money and Ill get it sorted soon. Did Snigger fall on your nose? The snigger was triggered by the niggling chiggers? And if you make typoes, just use Grammarly, which I have a book about that you can listen to on Audible with Raycon! [The camera pans to the neighbouring house, where Phil lives]. [Jess slams down on the accelerator and drives off.]. Zoltan: Go away Elmo 4, you non-satanic Muppet. Oh wait no, its Raid Shadow Legends, which is one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2022 and it's totally free! Aaron: Did SpongeBot have sex with CrazySponge? SpongeBot: I dont know. I want to see if they have a Cex! CartoonGuy: Hey I had to get it out somehow. Tan: Uh I have one Chuck E. Cheese coin. Jess: No seriously, we should call Daddy Pig. Pluto: Maybe we need to make a deal with the Grim Reaper or something. Laugh track.]. Elmo 4: Wait, where are mommy and daddy and Jess and Pluto and CartoonGuy? {sam} You come in after "4." Prim: Wait, SpongeBot?! Sorry guys. ], [Jess pulls the map down to reveal the Slovenian flag right in front of them.]. Jess: We're gonna die if I go any faster! Isn't that just bread but French sounding? I think I need the toilet. Hope I didnt break anything! SpongeBot is hiding in the cars trunk, the door keeps repeatedly opening and closing.]. SpongeBot: I guess we're gonna have to go to Yemen by foot. Oh yeah. My home planet needs me! SpongeBot: Normally, this would be an Understandable, have a nice day moment, but this seriously hurts. Yeah, I sexxed someone. PLS HELP!!! . Pluto: I meant the Scott Pilgrim TV show but that works too. Zoltan: WHEN IS THIS MOVIE ENDING OH MY GOD. And a new one coming? [Suddenly, a loud Hoopla! is heard from the building.]. Zoltan: B-BUT CHANGLER HAS TO EXIST! Daddy Pig has built the house the wrong way round. Why are you talking about Cadwell? No cable box or long-term contract. Take a swig from this jigger (Ha ha ha, don't mind if I do) (We've . Zoltan: Yeah, me too! [Jess slams down on the accelerator and drives off.]. Heh, youre gonna laugh when you hear this. 1. Elmo 3: But she gets all the attention! Where was the suspense? SpongeBot: Were banned from there, remember? Zoltan: Pack your bags everyone, were going to Yemen! Zoltan: You see I wanted food so I asked my darling wife SpongeBot to make us a meal so she started cooking Suzy Sheep but she accidentally started a fire and the Full Server house burned down so we called Daddy Pig to help rebuild it and decided to go on a road trip to Yemen instead so SpongeBot started driving but got really drunk so Jess took over but shes an idiot so the car exploded and we ended up in Paris where we stole French Guys car and got lost in Slovenia where we found Prim who we thought was dead but no he was just in Slovenia and Prim said he knew how to get to Yemen so he started driving us but he lied and he took us to Italy because he wanted lasagna and now were here. Vote if the kitten quiz on boredbutton that finds where you live scares you, 1000 votes and I will eat my limited edition Chocolate Gucci Bag, vote if you have autism or/and social axienty :), All the faith he had had had had no effect on his life. And it's not because all of the money that you wouldn't spend. Jarvis Zagna: Wait, guys. YOU SAID YOU KNEW HOW TO GET TO YEMEN! gtag('config', 'G-WXPSRC1JFN'); CollegeHumor 31 Words That Sound Like Slurs But Aren't Lyrics. Bad-mouthing is a route to social power. An Ode to the Subway feast, Turkey, Salami, Cheese with Roast beef, Pepperoni and Ham, write this down, Chief. Prim: [in the trunk] Alright now where are those golden mushrooms? You should read it. Jarvis Zagna: Hmm, it seems that you guys are in a bit of a pickle. Cant we stay in Yemen just for a little bit? [she pulls out a magic spell book and pages through it] Aha! (Ruki Vverh!) Chigger dermatitis can be extremely irritating and uncomfortable. The credits roll as a song plays], Despite making up only 13% of the population, There is evidence of fraud in the 2020 election, The government can't force me to get vaccinated, [Suddenly, there is a post-credit scene, where Prim is still in the pizzeria at night]. CartoonGuy: Don't mind him, he's just having a stroke. [Laugh track; cut to the rest of the family inside Phils house]. Laugh track.]. Elmo 4: Wait, where are mommy and daddy and Jess and Pluto and CartoonGuy? Cut to the living room. Today's sponsor is Honey! It is exactly the same as it was before. (As long as you mean the animal!) More examples SMART Vocabulary: related words and phrases Jess: Okay, Ive played Mario Kart before so Ill drive again. SpongeBot: GREAT! Elmo 4: [walks into scene.] Zoltan: B-BUT CHANGLER HAS TO EXIST! Males do not work in the kitchen. I didnt know you were an alien. Laugh track.]. WE ARE GOING BACK HOME. Why are you talking about Cadwell? [Laugh track as he dies. Snigger is an alternative way of saying snicker, which means chuckle. gtag('js', new Date()); Jarvis Zagna: Oh my god! Also eat food from DoorDash and stream videos on Crunchyroll! Heh, youre gonna laugh when you hear this. A history of racial intolerance is the only thing that stands between you and saying, "coon" as much as you want.). Pluto: Its amazing none of us were harmed. Pluto: No honey, wed get copyright claimed by Viacom. [Laugh track; cut to the rest of the family inside Phils house]. I do have a few in the trunk. [They all look up to see a sign that says Bienvenue en France bande de connards. SpongeBot: Wait, I didn't know you were an artist. This could be Fuller Server or something. Prim: Im staying here to eat some lasagna. SpongeBot: So this is gonna be like one of those cartoon episodes, huh? Pluto: Wait, I feel like Im missing something. One two THREE! Pluto: Jessica! Dead Squidward: God I hate when that happens. Jess: Fuck! Grim: Yeah, she gave birth so hard that she fucking died. Currently with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! Prim: I cant believe it! Niggling means annoying, and a chigger is a tropical flea. I was about to orgasm! Pluto: Maybe itll come to me sooner or later. All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! Zoltan's Mum: DEAR GOD, HIS PERIOD HAS GOTTEN WORSE! But she had been working 2 or 3 jobs and had gotten the car back from the guy that they sold it to. Now I am going to be sleeping. Director: Cut-cut. [hangs up, laugh track. CartoonGuy: Dad! After a really long hiatus? [Cut to the car FINALLY arriving at Yemen], French Guy: Well, you are finally here. And now theres an Elmo 4 and 5. !vhri lg vnrg h'gR !kvvoh g'mlW !vpzdz vY .dlm gstri pzvkh R wzvw vsg lG. Daddy Pig: What? Laugh track], [Zoltans phone rings again and he picks up the call]. Zoltan: YOU BASTARD YOU TOOK US TO SLOVENIA!