It's the commercials. And why does every fucking commercial have to have a blaring soundtrack anyway? They succeed, because they tell a storyusually in less than two minutes. The Skyrizi commercials which they seem to keep remixing with different genres of music. I get the impression that Caleb and Sebastian are forced to make these commercials for Shriners. It was fine at first, but quickly got very annoying and stupid. Jesus Christ, those camp Lejeune and Mesothelioma commercials. Also R115, her eyes are bloodshot and nasty. [quote]Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, we have the Liberty Mutual emu marriage ceremony. The very ugly and fat fuck named John going through life stages with some medication. I only watch youtube and occasionally hulu, but I don't think hulu has commercials?? The fact is that even if I was 99 years old and diagnosed with a disease that could be traced back to somebody's neglect or outright disregard for my health not only have they diminished the quality of my remaining years but also shorten my life such as it is. For the sensitive readers, just skip down to the end, and let me know your fave or most hated commercial. Both guys are hot but especially the bearded guy. R507 those have finally worn out their welcome. I switch channels whenever it comes on. R176, I found your description, as well as your editorial, absolutely hilarious. Last time I heard of them was in the Albert Brooks movie "Lost in America.". There's a good reason why I don't watch much TV, besides the fact that it's a brain drain and a waste of time. I ALSO have noticed how fat women are in commercials now.like, fukkit, im an unhealthy cow and dont care..geez. And it matters not what channel/what type of programming I watch-- MSNBC, CNN, INSP (don't judge--I'm a TV Western fiend! r/CommercialsIHate Hate that stupid cool cat Amazon commercial. The Rexulti commercial. I'm sure I knew that once but my eldergay brain is slowly failing me. Additional points removed when said ads include awestruck, insipidly open-mouthed impressed bystanders helplessly frozen in their tracks to lust after the stupid car (and its absurd driver) rolling on by. The company often uses stars to promote their products but does not pick just anyone. If hes over 75 lbs Id be shocked. It's even worse when he faux sings. [quote]If the bitch is home all the time why does she need to bother with pee pants? Some features on this site require a subscription. Dropps drop the bad stuff laundry commercial with all the deformed and misshapen. It's as ubiquitous as those repetitious Medicare ads hawking different health insurance plans and those annoying ZocDoc ads. R188 No reason was mentioned, but it probably is because of his wife. LiMu Emu and Doug wear matching uniforms, complete with sunglasses. If you have the opportunity, please see it. If I see one more "dripping your urine into a plastic bottle while you sleep" commercial, I'm gonna throw up. "Shh! That's will sound a bit psychotic but I wish someone would choke Jimmy Walker to death. Notice, too, how they echo the Medicare messaging in loudness and the repetitive refrain of the CarShield telephone number. That snot bubble commercial seems to be in constant rotation! Please, please, please retire this stupid campaign! He reminds me of a young greasy Kiefer Sutherland and would throw a mean fuck. The actor, or actress, looks to be of American Indian or of Peruvian descent. I guess its a feminine hygiene product ad and is designed to be outrageous, but its just stupid. Liberty Mutual "Young people having fun with insurance". GREAT EXAMPLE, DAD. Thank you, R216! I am sick and tired of the Amazon back to school ads with that mom in the army green jacket. R336, those ads need to go full-on tragedy porn and show a dead lady with her eyes chewed out by dear Bitsy. Although that did happen to me a few years ago when I found a plastic bag on my porch with half a loaf of wheat bread and several packets of McDonalds Paul Newman dressing packets. BK thinks for a minute and then says, "Wait. This commercial is as absurd and ridiculous as the other recent Kleenex commercial with the bearded guy in a backyard, who is obviously allergic to the grass/flowers. If a friend or relative ever got that excited about shopping there, I'd have him committed. Think triple X rating. Anyway, as an elderly guy, 60 I guess, he moved to New York (after being a theatre actor I think) -- anyway, he left his phone number in the phone book and encouraged just anybody to call him as he lived alone and loved to talk to people - just anybody. Try being in bed half dozing with the tv on when this shitty thing gets played 6 times per hour! Is that the usual family dynamic? Lume can be used by men and women, its not only for the butt crack, its for anywhere on the body where a person has odors. A current commercial in California features the improbably named Patti Poppe (pronounced like the opium flower). EVER! I can't remember the product but the one with two women speaking in overly exaggerated New Yawk accents. Whoever hired her is doing a disservice because she has zero personality, charisma or acting ability. Not even sure what product this commercial is for but I find it extremely annoying and it plays constantly. But since switching agencies in 2017, from campaign creator Havas to Goodby Silverstein & Partners, Liberty Mutual has seen a rapid evolution of its ads into some considerably weirder. Please make it stop. Anyone find out the gender of the person on that Kleenex snot bubble commercial? We, the Rogue Writers, are testing out our emerging brand, hoping youll be eager to see what we come out with next. Also the gay boy in the Warbly Parker commercial looks so much like Christian Walker, the crazy right winger with the fairy wings who sleeps with men but isnt gay. One that I'm loving is the True Classic Tee commercials. I am baffled and insulted as to why I'm constantly receiving video adds for stank butt deodorant. It's more race grievance, which is ridiculous. And why does the song start over in the middle of the verse? And the 411 Dumpster Fire of the Week: The Top 5 Annoying Current TV Commercial Edition top spot goes to: 1-That fucking Facebook "kazoo . ugh. The bad commercials fail to tell a decent story. I'm Jimmy "J.J." Walker for the Medicare Helpline. The Visiting Angels commercial with the old lady wearing what looks like the wig Norman Bates wore at the end of Psycho. In 2021, Liberty Mutual had US$48,200,000,000 in revenue. Bitch, you aren't fooling anyone. MARCH'S ROGUE RECOMMENDATION CLUE and the chance to win a free book! Fat ugly John going through life in different outfits while still fat and ugly. . I keep my TV on in the background as I work, I work from home. And Im very disappointed that Cat is a sell-out to corporate America. Or steer clear? And would you buy one of their products? ". It makes the men look stupid, the daughter look like a cunt, and the Dad look like a Boomer luddite. Sit down Flo, Gecko, and Liberty, LIBERTY. Dorky and lame and basically sounding like the Ned Flanders of chicken restaurants. The commercial for Edible.com has one of the most annoying jingles. Every time I see that commercial I think of that scene. backdrop. R296 No! Not only that but in 2022 with smartphones and caller ID and spam blocker, how does Yankers even manage to stay relevant? Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads. Is he the partner she had that year? It's not going to old Jewish women in Russia or the Ukraine. 4. OMG that fucking Tovala one with the jiggly goofball lady yes. Why are you fags so intrigued by commercials? Ryan seems thrilled with his gift of customized home insurance from Liberty Mutual. I'm thinking afternoon. Wow. It's enough to make you wanna swear off television altogether and I can't even remember what the ads are even for? I hate them all. They're extremely icky, with gooey people pawing each other and doing pathetic things like going to terrible craft fairs and humorlessly examining macram-owl hanging planters , sticking their tongues out for selfies (aged 50+), trying on giggly outfits that they look awful in, and other obscenities. You know that commercial or product placement that's twice as loud as all the others and is blindingly bright or otherwise just obnoxious? There's an ad for some kind of "period underwear" where the girl's grandma says, "Back when I was young, we put a man on the moon but for 35 years I had to fish around for a string in my butt crack." . Im so going to hell for even thinking this. Because of these commercials when Im watching Xvids or any xxx sites on my iPad I make sure to have the remote as near by as possible. Where else we will you find THE Sidney Poitier, Dan Aykroyd, River Phoenix and David Straitharn alongside Robert Redford and Sir Ben Kingsley. The Uqora commercial where the bitch proudly shares that she had 8 UTIs in one year. Entyvio (for IBS) has a new ad where they keep showing the sufferer on the toilet. I appreciate her efforts and am glad to see them at long last, but wince at the use of "underground" as a verb. I thought singing pubes might be too much, but apparently not. Im hissing just thinking about it. Is there anything worse right now that the ubiquitous commercials with the get your docs in a row song for people who are too stupid to know how to make a doctors appointment? R41-It's in pretty bad taste considering it's still airing after the Texas massacre. Speaking of Liberty Mutual, I want Doug inside of me *right now. Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. Their jingle (Liberty, Liberty, Liberty) reminds me that I need to record any show theyre on, so I can fast forward after making a mental note to never buy their product. How about the one for Leaf Filter where an impossibly large group of well-dressed, highly engaged people are happily sitting through a seminar on gutters? I watch Tubi for the old movies, no paid tier available. If I hear "Don't Worry, Be Happy" whistled one more goddamned time ! By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. It's so goddamn annoying, I swear I will NEVER buy claritin. The Hungry Root commercial is making the rounds again. There's some albinoish woman staring at a bottle of pills.like a lover in it. An ad for some kind of online/home schooling thing. Ever. i cant bear the phat ethnic with her bouncing tittays..ye gads.. After all, who would know more about what chicken tastes like? What the fuck do MAGAts have to do with commercial threads? Honestly, stick with the bears if you must. 15 minutes? Has anyone figured out if that was a man or woman getting nauseated by the snot bubble on the kid? Plus, like all Amazon ads, it's on all the time if you watch certain sports. Most insurance ads suck. When she opens her car door, instead of the drivers seat, there's a toilet. couldn't be any dumber. Mission accomplished. Like wiping their nose on their T-shirt is so bizarre? Liberty Mutual. Et Tu Car Shield??? I don't remember; I turn it off immediately. I've contacted them several times about this but they don't reply. R59, that's Nina Simone singing that horrid song on the vitamin commercial. . He has to start lining the coffers now, R23: divorce and child support can be extremely draining on the purse strings (and balls). Data doesn't have a race. Cannot believe that smug fuck makes a living with that voice. There is no way I'm the only one who hates them. What other subliminal messages are being conveyed through commercials? The jingle for Sara Lee is by far the most commonly misheard, with 74.6% of people thinking the lyrics are, "Nobody does it like Sara Lee." What jingles Barry Manilow? That grumpy Martha/Medicare commercial is the WORST, most annoying piece of shit I have ever seen. The Lindsey Vaughn commercial where she can't sleep and then us plagued with worries such as making too much money, working out and having to travel. I want to strangle the screaming singer. We will be seeing this moron day in and day out, now. From the same hospital that gave you that fucking stupid Christmas commercial last year with the unicorn in the ICU, comes the spot with the 57 year old "Sunshine On My Shoulders" Having a baby at the age of 57. That chanting at the end of the commercial is creepy and annoying. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, we have the Liberty Mutual emu marriage ceremony. Also you can pay for Youtube Premium and it eliminates ads, so some of us poors still see those annoying commercials. Oh wait, i saw this ad in between blocks of Mika B. on Morning Joe this morning. It made us nod our heads, or disagree, but always laugh. Followed by Vivica A Foxs Car Shield ad where she looks freshly embalmed. That stupid fucking Facebook ad about targeted ads How meta if them. R537 So because a thread got bumped, it forcefully bumped you into it, too, and compelled you to post in it? The one where the dog is scooting his ass across the carpet and some annoying parrot is squawking stupid shit in the background. Any of their commercials. Sometimes they play it with the Perseus line, sometimes they don't. Sorry to be so off-topic but another eccentric I miss is Quentin Crisp. Then you can spend your day tap-tap-tapping your keyboard and letting everyone know how you don't watch commercials, even though you created a thread about 'em. And I totally assumed that you made that up but I googled it just in case. The purpose of the ad is to make you think about the company and its brief message. This one for Acura. The kid is cute and the reaction by the adult is totally absurd, kids always do weird shit. You're right, it was so annoying that at one point I wanted to pop my own eardrums and render myself deaf. [deleted] 1 yr. ago Worst possible voices to match those dogs. All I want to know is: What did Kevin know and when did he know it?. Who is DJ Liberty in Liberty Mutual commercial? Omg r421! No need to shower; just apply and go!. America needs more eccentrics! Is that how Alexa works? Can you only grin when you take drugs? And yet this thread IS about commercials, asshole. Also, does that guy's house have NO mirrors??!! Please, someone kill him. I don't even know what the commercial is for. But I like the commercial, Llamas, not camels?, where the kid blows the crayons out his nose. The way she delivers her lines and her reaction is very 90's sitcomy. With Lives. We dropped the international, because some of us are writing books that take place squarely in the U.S. Were trying to let people know that the Rogue Women write kick-ass books, but thats not all we do (hence, the With Lives.) Obviously, the goal is that if you see Rogue Women, youll identify us with good books. Any infomercials using hasbeen or B & C list celebrities promoting skin care products and such. A former rentboy (in London) who said he was looking for love but all he got was abuse. Ms Poppe strides across fields full of bulldozers, ponytail dangling beneath her hardhat, explaining how "it's become clear that undergrounding energy wires" is the best way to assure safety. . Once again, 'll throw in the insipid, chirpy, annoying-as-all-getout "Lily" from the AT&T commercials but I seem to be alone in this! Petsmart: I'd do Anything for You. The French Bulldog has more personality than the actors. It's probably filmed in New Jersey. Advantage plans are only for the ultra poor who never leave town. Yes, it is vile, R154. I have been sitting here scrolling through DL for the last hour or so. . You healthcare is between you and your doctors. I hot my hands on my head?" Sleeps there most morning since it has interior walls and stays cool in the Summer. Yes, R275! Think it's for a virtual medical exam app. As though white people were conspiring to make black people take poorly lit pictures this whole time. I've come to appreciate it's delightful citrusy notes but it really is in fact terrible. I want to see Jake lecturing hotties at the local bathhouse on Saturday nights. click ACCEPT. If my dad said that, I would have fisted my brother. I ALWAYS mute the one with Minions, though. He appears to be in another room, but gets nauseous seeing what the kid is doing. MON-NEEE!!! Liberty Mutual is lazy to come up with a new ad it seems. This commercial is on during the local news every night. They run . Wanna guess who is pushing the "no"commercials? It's a sign of respect. Operating costs are US$7,298,000,000 (separate from claim payouts, which were US$29,932,000,000). did you see their newest ad? WHY does the school bus driver allow the blind kid to sit all the way in the back of the bus when there should be handicapped seating near the front? R101 probably flicks her bean to the Jimmy Walker MONEE commercial. How much does the Liberty Mutual guy make? The drive time shield or whatever where the dude talks about his failed plans of a bubble bath and pedicure for the afternoon. Then she plays a record while acting like she lives simply. He'll come out around 11 or Noon and then spend the day with me. Haven't read all the replies so forgive me if this has been mentioned but what about that awful fast food chicken place where the little girl is dismayed that her daddy has "fisted" her brother? R159 Thank you! Like could it be anymore unrelatable. HOW ABOUT TURNING THE CLOSED CAPTIONS ON BEFORE YOU START WATCHING? George is smart and keeps sending Willoughby running off in the wrong direction, which Willoughby keeps falling for, to the extent of finally running off a cliff. All Liberty Mutual commercials suck. Probably already mentioned but it's been playing a LOT recently. The boyfriend/partner/spouse turns to her and says But we have a and she brusquely interrupts him, shuts him down then turns to Dad to thank him for the gas card. Google years ago used to have some gay comm that they would run. There is nothing in Liberty Mutual's add campaign that would make me want to buy their product. I hate that commercial with the butch blonde lady with the big sunglasses. There's something wrong with her eyes and she's trying to sell pills. Think Budweiser Clydesdales and dogs for loyalty and tears of joy. If the bitch is home all the time why does she need to bother with pee pants? Let's take a stand and save others from the headaches they will surely receive from these abominations. And it's from fucking Google, where they've adopted the opposite of "don't be evil" and harvest your data to sell with no transparency. . Geico for me takes the top prize for unfunny, obnoxious content. "LiMu Emu and Doug" stars a pair of 1970s-style buddy cops intent on telling the public that Liberty Mutual offers customized car insurance so you "only pay for what . So Mothers Against People That Drove a Couple of Miles Ahead of the Speed Limit? New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Those things are so distracting theres no way anyones paying attention to anything else. She screams into her mask as the dirty, germs water rains down on her. with some some guy singing. "The peanut butter box is here" for Chewy. This one has been driving me up the wall lately. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site Some jingles or gimmicks would lodge in my head but I never connected them with what products were being sold. The book is called INCIDENTAL CONTACT - THE WEIRD MENACE ADVENTURES OF O'RYAN AND HIS OSTRICH. It seems like the insurance industry and Big Pharma combined account for over half of all commercials, and they all SUCK. Thats the first thing that crossed my mind when I found out they were bringing it back. It took me about 20 seconds to realize that was Jon cause he is looking weirdly waxy, swollen and different. by Anonymous reply 4 April 8, 2022 4:01 AM Is that Dustin Lance Black in the "tastes like chicken" Perdue spot? So it makes me wonder a.) Fucking liberty mutual insurance with the minions. Despicable. I hope you're right, R151. got caught and went to prison but RR (as Marty) didn't get caught. The outcome isn't going to affect me anyhow and neither deserves my support after the way they've both annoyed me for months! Its like Lord of the Flies on wheels and yes the bus driver is the most responsible for letting all that happen. I think I remember his wife has leukemia. That sounds true. Im beginning to like those Spectrum commercials with the cabal of spooky characters - the vampire, the mummy, etc. The new Old Navy commercial with the supposed "internet influencer" shouting "I'm in an Old Navy commercial". Unfortunately, the tagline is firmly burned into my brain: We all go. Well the first guy taking his shirt off was gorgeous and had a rockin washboard but it went downhill fast. That its not listed here would only be non surprising if that commercial got its own entire page for how much it is absolutely despised which knowing this group, and certainly hoping , is the case. But soon after, the company rolled out a new campaign. I hate that one too. And yes, she does say FISTED. The promos and commercials are a stark reality check that 40 years have gone by and the innocence of the girls hot wiring the school van compared to commercials with a bunch of porn hos in VH1 Basketball bitches is sickening. Especially a gyno exam! The creator of Lume never said that in that ad, she simply compared taking a shower and not using Lume, compared to taking a shower AND using Lume. It's so guazy and new-agey you just want to ask how many millions she got paid to do it. This truck company tries to amaze you (and fails) by showing these real people, not actors who are taken into a big warehouse or a desert, or wherever, and get to see a pickup put through the ringer in a way they couldnt possibly have imagined. Weight loss ad (Spotify) So I havent gotten Spotify premium yet and we can all agree some ads on there are annoying and repetitive, but the one that I hate the most is this one about somebody getting surgery done because she hates how she looks with her weight, she claims to go in there with a "vote of confidence" and then after that she said . Same thing every year with every other prop being repeated constantly only with a shiny NEW number. Between the new Triskit commercial and the Rob Low Atkins diet food commercial, the percussion in the background music is so distracting Im fully expecting the ghost of Ricky Ricardo to start the babaloo chanting. Pelaton. Not even a little bit. the one where the bitch opens the door to her car to find a toilet instead of her car seat. and our [quote]Im only here because this pathetic frau thread keeps getting bumped by MAGAt fraus or log cabinettes (exclamation point). The emu helping out at the car repair shop. she looks so horrid in that ad, really sad..good $ tho maybeSHE UGLY! Right now it's the one where the guy shows up in a full suit, rents a van, surfs, comes back, and doesn't just hug, but hug-attacks the "cool black guy" who rented it to him. So restful. Any drug commercial where people are smiling without showing their teeth. Before posting or commenting, please check the rules in the sidebar. I find this very annoying, just like all other Liberty Mutual commercials. Than theres what I believe is called Pretty Kitty Liter where at the end the guy advertising the kitty litter goes try it for yourself! . Thread starter Lineup; Start date Jul 20, 2021; View main forum list. R250 that commercial warrants a MUTE button response from me every time. Here is the HUNGRY ROOT commercial so you can get your fix. That's kinda cute. The first time I saw it, I had tears in my eyes. You were stationed there then and are trying to argue that your life has been shortened? All I was buying were a bunch of Torino's frozen pizza and like a case of cat food. Liberty Mutual says that research shows people remember commercials with nostalgia. And its like he cant even open his eyes - perhaps because the sunlight burns! Thanks R189. Especially the way she talks to her daughter in that soothing because Ive made my final arrange voice. My dad is a grumpy old man and he got so tired of the liberty mutual commercials that he called . . It's become a big turn off. Anyone know who this actor is? If he didn't have such a big dick, no one would care about anything he does. STOP the Intel spots with that fucking don't worry, be happy song. R299, it's a fun, guilty-pleasure kind of movie. , If i have to watch fatty shakin her woke tittys in that Tovalo commercial one more time today ima gonna SCREAM. the Kardashian who appears with her fake long platinum blonde hair in the migraine medication commercial. Now theyre going the polar opposite direction? Most of the commercials I'm currently hating are on the radio. Do you feel violated, Crystal Minkoff? But not in the way theyd hoped. May 7, 2022 0 The repetitive jingle for Liberty Mutual tops both the most hated and the most annoying lists but it also lands in the top 10 for catchiest. WHY THEY ALL GOTTA BE INTERRACIAL OR JUS PLAIN BLACK. [quote]The Uqora commercial where the bitch proudly shares that she had 8 UTIs in one year. Both guys are hot but especially the bearded guy. I still want to find out what Kevin knows and why Doug doesn't it revealed at Emu's wedding. JJ looks like he's had skin grafts and Joe looks like Bela Lugosi's offspring. "You're gonna save up all of your money for what - a trip to Bora Bora? Please complete the process by verifying your email address. The cartoon was a parody of Steinbeck's story "Of Mice and Men" -- I always thought it was mean to make fun of such a tragic tale, but I still can't help laughing at it. (More proof of his awfulness -- google his name + George Harrison). He truly lives up to his last name of Cashman. [quote]I also hate the Grifter Christian commercial that is all about sending money to help the elder Jews. j don't see how raid shadow legends is always the one getting all the hate for advertising all the time. I thought he was supposed to me a rip-off of Little Richard. Liberty Mutual is shopping for a new agency to handle its $435 million US ad-buying business. The woman is checking out with three boxes for her crotch stink and telling the clerk "This is for feminine odor and this one is for blah blah blah" and the cashier says "Feminine hygiene aisle, right?" I always thought the person in the Kleenex commercial was a man, but then I noticed, during the millionth time I looked at this ad, the top under the sweater buttons to the left, which is the female side that a top closes. It's the Christian duty to help the Jews they say, Jews far away in other lands. They spent about US$300,000,000 for advertising that same year. That Camp Lejeune, isnt that what they based the debut of the Jefferson Darcy character on Married with Children and his storyline on? I hate the commercial is which the man is made to look stupid and the woman has all of the answers. A work-from-home dad is going to drive his kid 300 miles to show her the Pacific as the sun is setting. At work, she sits on a toilet in a meeting, and later while she waits for her doctor to see her, she's shown sitting on a toilet in the waiting room.

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